The hills are alive with gossip that Ross King is receiving counselling and electric shock therapy.
It seems all that glitters is not always necessarily golden globes for the former GMTV entertainment anchor following a recent breakdown at a suntan spray booth.
Makeup Mandy’s suntan booth employee Caitlin said “He came in being his usual creepy self and was slurring his words, Id got as far as spraying his naked ass when he spun round and shouted im the biggest cock in Hollywood
Police were also called to a recent awards ceremony after it was alleged he threw a punch at Cameron Diaz determined to break her nose after being snubbed for a impromptu on the spot interview, seen minesweeping drinks from V.I.P tables, swiped a goodie bag reserved for celebs and later that night seen urinating upon Michael Jackson’s Hollywood star.
A recent break in at Sean Penn’s Hollywood beachside condo home point suspiciously to the one time friend of Hollywood, tell tale clues include, a heavy foundation face imprint on patio French doors, a discarded teeth whitener pencil , a empty can of Irn Bru, and key ring of Lorraine from ‘GMTV’days sucking her thumb suggestively.
Concern is his gone feral after the breakdown of Gmtv and the failings at Daybreak.
Worried celebs have reported seeing him sleeping rough and referring to celebs in his native tongue Glaswegian as ‘gobshites’
Close friends say his actions are totally out of character, gone is the cheesy fixed smile that would put you both on edge and at ease at the same time, the forced laughter and general arse kissing and dyed orange hair have been replaced with fits of rage, heavy drinking and grey roots.
His Hollywood publicist said “No comment” then retracted that statement and issued another which was simply ‘fuck him you should see what his done in my pool’, but that’s Hollywood one minute your on top of the world in Hello magazine mixing it with the stars the next your on the streets sucking people off for food and mixing it with the underclass.
Reports that Carla Romano fell about laughing when told are unconfirmed.
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