Zumba is a combination of aerobic and high-energy Latin and international beats that turns big ass Carole from accounts into some hip swinging ‘Nutty Professor’ dancing nightmare.
In the the past fat women wouldn’t move unless it involved a sugary treat as way of bribery, but the chubsters are fighting back and now they have a medium in which they can express themselves.
Enter any Zumba dojo and you will find women a plenty heavy on the hips swinging that ass to a well choreographed routine, these women lose their inhibitions as soon as the beat drops, the class usually led by a bandana wearing coke snorting feminist who’s finishing 180 hours of community service whips the class up into a cult like frenzy, under different conditions and armed with bats and ill formed information they could be likened to a group of vigilantes roaming an estate for a paedophile, admittedly rocking up swinging their hips in unison might not be as intimdating as a group of feral kids that can't distinquish between stamping on an ant and stamping on a member of the church but none the less the point is they are lost in the moment.
The worst bit about Zumba is that its so easy to learn the steps, this allows the once down trodden fatties to suddenly think they are the bees knees and they begin to ‘give it large’ just when you begin to start likeing them for trying to lose weight, so you end up with a paradox, yes they are making an effort to improve themselves by the power of Zumba dance but ironically still end up just being a fat dancing cunt from accounts.
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