Jeremy Kyle’s breaking and making families on his show on a whim.
It turns out that his lie detector machine never actually worked and the results were whimsical depending on Jeremy’s gut feeling and the premium rate psychic hotline he relied on.
A production assistant said we discovered it didn’t work and approached Jeremy, he was very flippant and said “look at me….look at me ……the show will go on darling”, it was then we knew we had an ego maniac onboard.
It’s estimated that half of the predictions were inaccurate and there are now losers bringing up other losers children, ugly people still living with ugly people in unfaithful relationships.
When questioned about the allegations Jeremy said “The machine was bought off eBay and it transpires it didn’t work so what, I have a reliable psychic darling do you get me.”
After phoning the premium rate number and questioning her about her predictions to Jeremy the psychic confessed, “Look sweetheart I don’t know nuffink, Im sixty seven with a mortgage and five gran kids I do this for a bit of spare cash, punters call I read a script that’s it.
ITV refused to comment other than to say we allocate a budget to the Kyle production team they are responsible for content and integrity.
When presented during filming on set with the the facts that the psychic was bogus Jeremy replied “Fuck you and your crew Im the daddy on this set” which threw further confusion onto a live paternity DNA test being carried out for a young inner city couple
Jeremy Kyle said he would take a lie detector test to prove he didn’t know that his actions were in anyway wrong or immoral but refused to take a third party independent lie detector test.
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