Casey Ryback from ‘Under Siege’ or better known as Steven Weird Triangle purple black hair transplant Seagal is a man that would stand for nothing, If he called me up mumbling that he had a weekend off coming up and lets go out drinking I would have to make an excuse , he is not who you want to go out drinking with at the bowling multiplex at a weekend.
The mumbling hardman is guaranteed trouble it would only take a simpleton to be smoking in a ‘non smoking’ area and a cheeky ‘go fuck yourself’ remark when asked to distinguish said cigarette before he set about destroying just about everybody within arm length with body slaps, you would be the one that gets the fatal glass stabbing, its your job as his sidekick.
The mumbling hardman is guaranteed trouble it would only take a simpleton to be smoking in a ‘non smoking’ area and a cheeky ‘go fuck yourself’ remark when asked to distinguish said cigarette before he set about destroying just about everybody within arm length with body slaps, you would be the one that gets the fatal glass stabbing, its your job as his sidekick.
In summary, handy to know on a cruise ship or the London
Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger) from ‘Predator’ would be great until he started cheerfully backslapping you whenever he laughed, nothing he says would make sense until you were on your seventh pint of snake bite and black, and the cigar smoke could be nauseous, also his machismo would render you looking like ‘Louie Spence’ and you don’t want that when your on the pull or its time to fight the bad guys.
In summary, The fun of you both shouting 'get to da chopper' would quickly be outweighed by you ending up looking so feminine next to him you would have a hard job convincing people you were not gay.
Rambo first blood would be depressing you’d need to keep him off the whiskey and have to avoid all references to Vietnam and pray the jukebox doesn’t come a live at any point in the evening to the sounds of ‘19’ by Paul Hardcastle, your probably going to be putting in a call to Colonel Samuel Trautman when a police community support officer innocently asks you both to move along and make your way home at the end of a heavy cocktail session in ‘T.G.I Fridays’ at chucking out time.
In Summary his a loaded gun, one wrong word and he could be town bound popping wheelies on a stolen Yamaha DT125 and god forbid Colonel Trautmen’s mobile is off or in a signal less area should you need to put the call in.
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