Ive worked out by employing the ‘Clint squint’ I can command more respect.
Clint Eastwood would squint to give his character more angst, A word of warning though you need the correct dialogue as well simply looking at someone with the Clint squint may imply you’ve farted and followed through, of course you could reverse the process and should you fart and shit yourself reach for the Clint squint and remove yourself from said pub, cinema, dining experience making sure to make eye contact with everyone as they try and avert your gaze in fear of you.
You may want to smoke a cigar to as this will help remove the air of shit that orbits you as you drift manfully towards the exit, I would hold fire on blowing smoke in anyone’s face, save that for another day.
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