Darius Danesh the 6ft 5inch anti-hero of music has and will try and fuck your Mum, your sister, your fat niece, your disabled gran, how?, with his eyes that’s how and a twisted smirk, whatever you do switch over whenever he arrives on screen, he will look deep into the lens and try and fuck them, he tried it with me when I watched Popstars back in 2000 and I was having none of it, I spat in his face and turned the TV off.
It may be to late for some of you, if his held your aunties gaze for more than five seconds through the lens then she’s as good as been fucked, ten seconds and his done her twice, right in front of your very own eyes!
Don’t rest up thinking once his done he won’t do her again, he will, reach for the remote and put an end to it.
Darius has recently changed him name to Campbell, suggestions are that he wanted to embarrass the Scots by owning up that he is indeed Scottish which wasn’t welcomed by the Scots but the rest of us can breathe a sigh of relief.
I think it’s inevitable that Darius will one day pop up on the Eurovision song contest, he will then try and fuck the rest of the world if not with his eyes then with his terrible cheesy music.
You’ve been warned, protect your women folk.
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