Celebrity Judges Saturday, 18 June 2011

For me Sharon Osbourne is only fit to judge how comfortable coffins are before a paid member of staff screws it tight and whisks it through a crematourium, you cant take a woman seriously if her face permanently looks like its in freefall.


Nigel Lythgoe ( So you think you can dance) makes me want to dance(moshing) but only on his lifeless body.


The only time I could ever take Piers Morgan seriously is if he fell in front of me clutching his heart moaning "Heartattack...Heartattack", I would then reach into my jeans and pull out little Kojack and urinate in his face, what a cock.  

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