One of the few things that make me feel uneasy is watching someone pick dogshit up, its worse seeing someone pick up dog shit with no dog in sight that’s creepy but seeing the owner with the dog when its doing it can become an awkward encounter.
Your dog really can be mans best friend but sometimes that friend can be your undoing, your dog is almost forgiveable in all situations but one.
Shitting at the feet of a beautiful woman you've just met in the park, its a conversation killer there's no way back when your best friend pulls a face of strain and plops one out, there’s nothing that can be said that can ever put that right it's better to lose face and cut the conversation short and pick the curly mound up and walk away without your dignity in check, no point prolonging the agony and then avoid that park for months.
The only place Ive seen where the rules are relaxed is Hastings but you can't blame a dog when the owner is just as likely to shit in the street.
Your dog really can be mans best friend but sometimes that friend can be your undoing, your dog is almost forgiveable in all situations but one.
Shitting at the feet of a beautiful woman you've just met in the park, its a conversation killer there's no way back when your best friend pulls a face of strain and plops one out, there’s nothing that can be said that can ever put that right it's better to lose face and cut the conversation short and pick the curly mound up and walk away without your dignity in check, no point prolonging the agony and then avoid that park for months.
The only place Ive seen where the rules are relaxed is Hastings but you can't blame a dog when the owner is just as likely to shit in the street.
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