Embarrassing Bodies Idents Saturday, 18 June 2011

There’s a time and a place when its acceptable to see a fat woman with what looks like a large nut sack hanging over her 'Jack and Danny' but not late afternoon whilst ya munching on your coco pops, I don't want to hear that it bothers her that the ball bag makes a slapping noise when the hubby is banging her and I definitely don’t need to see it, is there nothing a man won't fuck, Im in the middle of a tense 'Deal or no Deal' and Channel 4 decide in their wisdom to treat me to image and backstory I could do without, I was a mere passenger for the rest of Deal or no Deal even the most hardened squaddie would have been numb with shock, lose some weight ya fat bitch!

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