Old women driving Citroen Saxo’s.
The Citroen Saxo is synonymously linked with young pretty people and being compared to a tardis whisking young people from this world to the afterlife usually in the early hours of the morning on a wet road.
There’s nothing worse than stalk…..er…following a blond bob home that you’ve spotted through your Texaco mirror aviators at the wheel of a Citroen Saxo from a distance.
Private eye Jim Rockford (Rockford files) would be proud as you maintain the golden rule of following three car lengths behind your target whilst juggling with a Starbucks coffee as you lurch round corners, what happens next will set you up to be both bitterly disappointed and at least a tenner down in petrol, not to mention the red light fines that are winging their way to your front door as you speed through them to keep on her tail.
When you both pull up outside what must be her parents home, her clutching her house keys, you clutching your cock in anticipation, your heart and faith in mankind go out the window when she turns round and instead of a twenty one year old ‘Babestation’ plaything you find you’ve been stalking a sixty plus pensioner who’s more adapt to sucking on werther’s originals than sucking on knobs……It’s bloody wrong !
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