Planking the 2nd most embarrassing way to die Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Planking is the most pointless craze amongst teenagers right now, it often requires a level of stupidity only teenagers can manifest on a whim that could see them one minute laughing and being filmed on a friends mobile ‘planking’ on a hotel balcony, and the next hurtling to instant death pulling all manner of air shapes, anything but planking in fact. 

The jury is still out whether or not it’s dignified to bury a dead planker face down, surely it’s the right thing to do in the circumstance, give the kid some dignity.

It’s got to be one of the most embarrassing ways to die, being remembered as a giggling plank of wood, its one step up from being found with your pants round your ankles with an orange stuffed mouth and homosexual paraphernalia all over the home made dungeon your eventually found in. 

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