Mike Tindall has become a pinup amongst the Ugly men of this country, passing an uncanny resemblance to sloth from the Goonies hasn’t hindered Mikes pulling ability, his not only giving royalty one but his going to marry into royalty.
This is a clear case of watering down the blue blood line done every now and again to prevent one fucking anothers bloodline, this is done in order to prevent bearing children that...er…look like Mike!
Thousands of men who have fucked up noses and nothing to write home about looks have stopped throwing themselves onto power lines, murdering innocent people before turning the knife on themselves or hanging themselves in their garage, if Mike can do horse face royal Zara Phillips they surely have hope of fucking Miss wanna be Britney Spears down at the local ‘Railway Tavern’.
If it turns out Mike has a 10 inch penis then ‘Bet Fred’ are putting on good odds that suicide rates will sky rocket.
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In 300 years time theologians will look back at Mike as the revered patron saint of the ugly and undated.
Or the man with the foot long cock Rasputin 2 brought britains Ugly men to thier knees in despair mostly in front of trains, betfred have good odds on both the foot long and the sudden spike in young deaths.
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