Equal opportunities are still not allowing straight men to become Interior Designers Friday 8 July 2011



Straight men are still being muscled out of Interior Design jobs by their homosexual counterparts.

Its not known if pop culture shows like 60 minute makeover or 'Justin & Colin 'have influenced the job field.
   
A recent survey suggested heterosexual men didn’t think they could be an Interior Designer unless they could master effortlessly over exaggerated hand movements and be able to produce a high pitch scream or laugh at under pressure workmen.

It’s questionable if straight men can really cut the mustard in this field when it was discovered a straight man was masquerading as a gay interior designer, he was discovered when upon the ‘reveal’ there was no sign of red flock wallpaper or black chandeliers.

The unlucky couple from Chigwell, Essex said “we didn’t expect magnolia and Ikea furniture”,.

The workman on site said “We suspected something was up when the guy passed up every opportunity to involve sexual innuendo's when we had our mid morning sausage butties, a real Interior Designer would rather woodchip the whole living room then pass that up.”

2 comments:

Iron Criterion said...

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blackpower said...

Thanks for the positive comment, I have tried I put it on Google index and dropped a few pages on reddit, 1 page got 150 hits in a hour but others havent done much, not sure what to do, luckily it hasn't dampened my spirits I like writing shit, it stops me bothering prisoners with internet access and random facebook people.