Rose West would kill for a game of Monopoly Sunday 14 August 2011



Rose West is burying money instead of dead bodies into property, that’s right she kills time now rather than people playing Monopoly, and just like her pastime she’s addicted to it.

A source at Low Newton prison said: "She took up the game to lessen the boredom, after all not a lot can replace the excitement and adrenalin of blood curdling screams and killing of people and then digging a grave and tossing a lifeless corpse into it, but she’s hooked and is definitely the units Monopoly champ."

The only time she shows any emotion comes in the form of a eye twitch whenever she lands on ‘Go to Jail’.

The source goes on to explain her success at Monopoly,  "Rose is a strategist if you show any sign of weakness or indecision or take your eye of the ball for a moment she’s all over you, your as good as dead and spend the rest of the game up to your neck in dirt…I mean debt!"

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